Oh, but Misty! Can't you see how attractive he is without his shirt on, so manly and beefy? Why don't you send him some money? 20,000 should be a good start. Oh, and send your banking information because he's stuck in (inset some random far off place) and can't get home if you won't help.

I think he's a prince. Because there are so many random princes out in the world.

Pssstttt...he wants to marry you and take care of you forever.