Now I have so many questions. When a man sits to pee does he handle his unit or just dangle it? What if he has supersized junk. Won’t it hit the water?

I don’t like the tinkle droplets on the floor after my husband “makes”. So tonight, I will summon my best Frau accent and command,

You, dummkopf, VILL no longer stand. SITZEN.

A girl can dream, yes?