I'm ordering the nipple sticker book right after I post this response.

I've always liked my breasts. The bra, not so much.

One of the things in the pro column when I was deciding if I should move 1000 miles to be with my now husband was that the first time he saw my naked boobs he smiled and said,

"Oh, they're VERY nice."

We were both, at that time, over 50 and he didn't have on his reading glasses. He's the best!