If smoking wasn't so disgusting, I'd start my day with a cigarette and a cup of coffee with a dash of cream.

And I'd have three over-medium eggs, three strips of bacon and some toast with butter and strawberry jam. Maybe a chocolate croissant too.

Instead of all of that I have two cups of coffee. Lowfat milk. Oatmeal.

Living for the fantasy. At least the coffee is something good.