I'd do a few of yours. I'm absolutely not interested in any tattoos. My 37 year old daughter has many large tats. Same with her husband. I hear it hurts. I would never submit myself to unnecessary pain. I've had enough pain in my life. Natural childbirth, etc.
No to cruises or plastic surgery.
Absolutely no to Canada, which is a scary thought as my beautiful United States of America gets less united on a daily basis and my unconventional, liberal, super feminist, atheist ass just won't go over very well with the fascists.
Maybe they won't persecute me because I'm old. (yeah, right)
Things I would never do?
Vote Republican
Chain a Dog