What is the difference between a raft guide and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund eventually matures and makes money.

What’s the difference between a raft guide and God?

God doesn’t think he is a guide.

What’s the difference between a female raft guide and a bear?

One is big, brown and hairy and the other one’s a bear.

What do you call a female raft guide with 4 quarters on her head?

All you can eat under a buck!

Shit Creek survivor. Storyteller. Feminist liberal. Southern without the accent. Chihuahuaist.

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