1 min readMar 14, 2019
C. J.,
I clapped but only because you
A) Know what a davenport is.
2) Correctly used the word davenport in a sentence.
Now I am off to Hoover my antimacassar.
Written by Judy McLain
Shit Creek survivor. Storyteller. Feminist liberal. Southern without the accent. Chihuahuaist.