At first I was going to say I thought your profile picture is a dick bomb (this was after asking my daughter to define dick bomb._

Then, I thought for sake of honesty, I'd go ahead and tell you that your profile picture makes you look blind. Something about the sunglasses. I picture your bottom half standing next to a noble guide dog, holding a white cane with a bright red tip.

And I think to myself, that blind cat probably writes so well to compensate for the blindness. Bless his heart.

If you do feel like posting a dick bomb please put the guide dog in front . Nobody needs to see that.