A phobic’s tribute to Dorothy Parker’s Resumé

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Getting shots appalls me;

Black mold grows in damp;

Thoughts of cancer stall me;

No way this pain is cramps.

Air flight should be unlawful;

13’s still a thing;

Imagining death is awful;

It’s too dark until spring.

Outside my house are killers;



Judy McLain

Shit Creek survivor. Storyteller. Feminist liberal. Southern without the accent. Chihuahuaist.